Funky Sauce Rap

Taken from an uber msn convo, this is what happens at 00:23 am lol

I be rachel, I am fly with my lyrici

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CHLOE SAYS:
*I LOVE GETTING DOWN WITH DEE FUNKY SAUCE
*Dee funky sauce is deee bommm


RACHEL SAYS:
*excuse me mam, i think im addicted, I didn't do my homework and i blamed it that the dog ate it, my names rachel im 16 years young, and i've been downing funky sauce since i was one, I know this is a place for support and anonymity, but really, what is the point in this committee, i mean, funky sauce is just so damn good, used in any context, its in my blood, my only worry is that if i bathe in it, i may never get out and i may drown in it!


CHLOE SAYS:
*LOLOLOLOL.


RACHEL SAYS:
*its true though, im up to my knees, i don't want help but im begging you please, perhaps just wean me off slowly, so that i only eat it with jacket potatoes, and what if i was to propose an hour, where funky sauce has more power, then we all get to jump right in, no consequences just take a swim, i know that you wanna get down and dirty, but im just a clown and when i turn thirty, im gonna have twins called funky and sauce, and they'd been having it straight from the umbelical cord, now watch your step, your treading over the line, let me just finish my rhyme, then i promise, i'll hand the good stuff over, except the stash thats hidden under my sofa

Something meaningful

you want me to tell you something meaningful
well i could try but it might be horrible
every kid thinks their life is trying
but i'm stuck in the loop, it's occupyin'

tearing at my brain both mentally and physically
whats the use in treating me medicinally
we all know that its down to trauma
and who are you to say your my father

you don't believe me, and your deluding yourself
i can't escape it and it's rotting my health
you never deserved me or my brother
and i'm glad as fuck that i've got my mother

my reputation is weak and feeble
coz i've been thought odd by so many people
whats one word that you're just escaping
that word is trust and you've been faking

telling the college you have an interest in me
more like a business email, periodically
I'm never gonna love you like you think
I'm keepin' it all, even the kitchen sink

It ain't just you that I'm hating on
It's all this people behind this song
you know, your WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY
the ones that abused me and fucked my mind, yeah?

Well guess what your one of them,
a common shit in that 95%
you used to swear to me that you weren't part of
well fuck off dad, you're as bad as

you're as bad as them, and if not worse
and now you left me with this curse
what they did altered my mental process
I thought I was insane until I noticed

I'm smart enough to get good grades
I'm never fucking seeing you again
Words are my art and I'm not ashamed
but you left me there when I was in pain

Did you even want a daughter?
You don't care what I do you fucking liar
I have nothing to say except hateful words
You can't rationalise that I've been hurt.

You left me alone in that house
after instructions from a mouth
that spoke on behalf of child protection
but what do you care you just left me with him

now my hate for you is part of me
seeing as you never showed any care for me
that day at the hospital you lied to me
and you put me through so much stress you see

I just can't take all your shit,
I wish you weren't on this planet
and now I've just got to live with it
and deal with the constant hate that comes with it

One day I hope you do realise
but mum says, and she's probably right
you'll never see it from my perspective
coz you chose your mother over your offspring

that was one wrong choice there,
she's nuts and should be in care
she's lied to you so many times
would've thought you could see through her lies

Random spur of the moment rhyming

This must be meaningful to someone

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this song is a plant of a flowering variety
the rhythm of a chant with a botanical proriety
it takes the nurtients from under your feet
and even in a photosynthesis contest:
your mum would admit defeat

I ain't lying
I'm not not telling the truth
but this double negative's positive
without your abuse

I'm healthy in a good way
and other way's I'm not
I'm a lyrical genius
and i don't have any teeth rot

Like a cold train station on a summers day,
the plot was wrong from the beginning anyway
if you think i'm smoking something then you are fooled
i have no lungs i'm an aquatic-mammal hybrid.

Only joking gills aren't real
unless your a fish and i do wish
that i should really think before i speak
but if we all did that then life would be meek

I mean then not than im not making a comparison
go compare yourself and then buy it on amazon
better yet break the law and download it for free
we all know our concious is format of mp3

and declaration 33 of our wonderful society
claims bouncey castles are affluent pediatrists
but like i said in the other verse
i shouldn't just speak, i should think first.


And when that train pulls into this station
let me make just one, rectification
I'm not asking for the sake of you
but i mean seriously? do I have to?

And that's one thing that's wrong with this world
apart from david cameron and genocide
we never quick to shift our responsibility, huh?
and it's a crime to commit suicide.

We over analyse the human mental process
dishing out pills and blaming smokers
but if i was just me and i didn't know what i did?
wouldn't that make me some kind of invalid?

I'm just a confused teenager with a messed up pass
a sign on my head that says "do not tresspass"
although i know you do anyway
the apples in my orchard are to good to stay away

And i'm not trying to start no criticism
but why can't you just be normal citizens
am i crazy or am i sane
or am i just deluded again

and you know derren brown and osama bin laden
know each other through six degrees of seperation
it's way too much for us to take in
and what's with the internets love of bacon?

i don't really like it...


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lol hope you enjoyed that, kind of meaningful, don't steal this or anything because I am like friends with nasa, and they will find some aliens to shoot you