The 'saline' solution

Mixing in the salt with water in the sink,

add instant coffee and make the perfect drink.

Louise is trapped in a world of madness

but insists this mix is the eleventh commandment

It tastes so good and it makes her grin wide

as well as the caffeine she has clean insides

I think she's totally nuts and would rather smoke crack

but she's her own person, I can deal with that!

Bitch I drink Saline in my coffee

Saline in my coffee

and if you don't like it, then you're not f*cking jolly.

No I'm not bloody pregnant

and It doesn't taste stagnant.

I LIKE THE BOTTOM WITH THE SALTY REMNANT

She shouts at me every single time that I mention

how I think her drink is from another demention

she says "Ray, you're insane, what's up with your brain

I'm human through and through", and hits me with her cane

I think her brain is damaged from the salt and coffee mix

but now her tongue is tied unless she gets her fix

she sits there for days and won't speak to anyone.

And insists that it's a staple ingredient.

Bitch I drink Saline in my coffee

Saline in my coffee

and if you don't like it, then you're not f*cking jolly.

No I'm not bloody pregnant

and It doesn't taste stagnant.

I LIKE THE BOTTOM WITH THE SALTY REMNANT

It really doesn't make sense to me

because I only really like iced coffee

but to her it's the only drink there is,

there's no thirst like poor Louise's

The local co-op have her on tab

order in extras of her favourite brands

Of course that Saxa Salt and give her Nescafe Gold

nearby houses stock some incase she's in withdrawal!

She drinks saline in her coffee,

SALINE IN HER COFFEE

I shouldn't be judgemental but what the f*ck, baby?

I know she isn't pregnant

coz she's too damn thin

and I'm just waiting for it all to cave in.

Bitch I drink Saline in my coffee

Saline in my coffee

and if you don't like it, then you're not f*cking jolly.

No I'm not bloody pregnant

and It doesn't taste stagnant.

I LIKE THE BOTTOM WITH THE SALTY REMNANT