Just a little rap I wrote because my head was going crazy for it

i need a theme i'll start with Charlie Sheen

coz that's what my stupid head threw at me

i just gotta get it down on paper

although i'm using the effing ordina -tah

anyway back to Charlie

he's snorting charlie

and i feel like i won't be back till early

coz im winning and im spinning around in my chair

coz im fucked up on sheen and orphan tears

and i'm sorry Ray to still your thunder

hey my names Ray too, didn't you wonder

i kinda noticed that before but

i never used it in a rap before

well why would talk about 'equalsthree'

in a rap that started with Charlie Sheen

and if you can't take the deal

we'll leave it there

but you signed it michael!

get back in the chair!

we all know it's tough

being the leader and stuff

but you have a responsibility

now go out into the blizzard

coz you're a office wizzard

and make rhymes like mine with continuity

there's no real tune coz this is from my head

but it's a switchin and a changing like a thread

on a forum of drama queen teenage girls

"does he like me!?" and please don't mention beibz, i'll hurl

apparently nothing can rhyme with orange

but i think it was tobuscus that came up with doorhinge

and if I got my youtube wrong then don't be hating

at least im not on the internet all day masturbating

like all the millions of teenage boys

that got too old for their hot wheels toys

and now they're wishing they had those days back

instead of using next door's internet to get a bit of jack

let's switch topics that is kind of controversial

and my head says watering can, does it think this is a commercial?

i aint gonna advertise your gardening products

the gardens for barbeques and hot lazy summers

that we dont really have in the UK

but it sure as hell is going that way

and i dont really have much more to say

but my brain keeps on rhyming anyway

oh wait we do have summers - in may

but we're all to fucked to see the change

it's still summer just on another day

even if it's a few months away

okay lets slow it down and get these lines longer

yes im british and i'm wishing this queue was more ordered

but im joking it really pisses me off when im in WHsmith

and im only queuing to buy orange oasis

which is much better frozen if you want my opinion

but you probably don't because you aren't my minion

and if you are, oh hi, why don't you get more of a life

because mine's not as good as it looks with this strife!