The muffin song

SAILING THE SEAS in Louise's muffins

I know that sounds horrible out of context

but to be honest,

she just has boat shaped baked goods

SO when I sail down the nile in a muffin

I hope you don't think

I've been puffin'

on things I not should, you know I could

but all I wanted was a cake with a sail

in detail I don't want to go, but what the hell

It's keeping me afloat, because it's a fucking boat

and if i get lost or stranded, it's an edible bandit

and it tastes real good.

And if you would, please come and join me

it's kinda springy

but if you took my hand

we could make it

this muffin is awesome, and she made four others like it

so don't be judgin, just hop in your own one and ride it

accross the sea, they'll come with me

we'll discover a land of the coast of Turkey

and might just make it.

THIS IS THE STORY OF A RELIGION

IT STARTED IN THE KITCHEN

AND IT ENDED UP IN TURKEY

AND NOW THE GOD THAT I PRAY TOO

EATS MORE CAKE THAN HE SHOULD DO

AND IT'S GOING WELL

so if you still wanna come

sail over here, my chum

we'll be pals forever

grazing on this muffiny pleasure

our new muffin delta!

off the coast o'Turkey!

Love Ray

xx