Friday 15 October 2010

Today

Today was friday, so as it's friday, and i've successfully opened my eyes, I can then proceed to see that it is only 20 to 7, and I can have me some more sleeps, which, tbh, just pisses my mum off.

So I wake up and throw some clothes on, grab the form for my psychology trip and head off down stairs. I eat some blueberry yoghurt - surprisingly slowly as it IS yoghurt, and drink some fruit juice, which always reminds me of sour baked beans for some reason.

So my mum gets annoyed with the form filling, which is acceptable tbh, the only medication i've been on is some form of vitamin B, my only allergies are to rabbits, and my only medical problem is that stupid heart murmur that is there JUST to piss people off on forms.

Does your son/daughter have a really annoying and nonsensical heart murmur? YES/NO

-_-

anyway, yeah, so after the form I ended up going to college, still with Evil Boy by Die Antwoord in my head, from yesterday, but yes, in the car, drop Alex off at the bus stop, and drive round the corner, and get dropped off at the back entrance of the college.

I don't normally go in this way to college, but I saw a cleaner who blatantly thought they were Kim Woodburn, and the other person who works there but I am not aware of their job, and they are a woman, but a very manly butch woman... so

I go through the automagic doors, and wonder if they are going to open, nearly panic but they opened and my brain was confused but I ended up inside the college. Then I talk to the Ginger Welsh Man, who i totally want to buy Maltesers for, but y'know, and he makes small talk, with a welsh twang, so then I sit down and start writing in Cabelenuss, which is a made up language: A mixture of Latin, Polish and Afrikaans, so there you are.

And then the awesome old lady cleaner, who reminds me of Lois's mother in Malcolm in the middle, except this cleaner smiles at you, well, she's complaining about something to do with the state of England and how we act with marriage and such, which is always entertaining.

Then the lesbian lady came over and they were talking about things they owned, such as shoes and things, and then she said "I'll tell you what I have got" meaning a male appendage, which made THE most awkward silence i think i've ever witnessed.... :|

Then the receptionist lady comes in, and proceeds to tell ginger welsh man and a couple of cleaners about a story of somehow her husband managed to try and unclog their toilet at 3am and get themselves covered in shit...so I was like, urm, okay then...

so the receptionist came in at 8:15, which was later than normal, and then i see one of half of my sociology teachers, and I need him to sign my form for my trip, so I run after him being all "Sociology Duuudeee" well, i said his name but i'm not using names on here...

Anyway, the problem being that i had a lisp today due to burning my tongue on the karma that is rice, after i insulted it last night, but anyway, it seemed to confuse my soc teacher.

After that i decided i would go for a walk, and i found my wonderous friend michelle, chilling, quite literally, outside on the phone, so yeah, and then it just got more cold so we went back inside and in and out and in and out and shook it all about. And when we were bored of that we went up to psychology.

This is where the fun began, firstly, I was already walking around singing Evil Boy, and then our Pysch teacher was like, I'm printing you out some cue cards, and Michelle and I had to retrieve these wonders, so I walk into the office and say to an audience of 4

"is their any printer in the paper" and then lol so much I had to go and look at pictures of the man with the sexiest voice: Philip Zimbardo (this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsFEV35tWsg )

Apparently he came to London, and Itchen college went to see him speak, and there are some of those awkward photos you just wouldn't normally display of him on the glass thing outside of Psych...

So whilst I was reading that, Michelle couldn't see me, and the printer wasn't working, so I followed Michelle back to the pysch classroom and she was confused so I told her i was in love with philip zimbardo and that the printer wasn't working and then pretended to cry...

So anyway our teacher gave up printing and we went off to revise and talk about our life experiences for a while.

Then I had a sociology lesson, which was a mad final energy burst to finish our booklet on the family, which did make at least 3 people cry, but there was a picture of some radical psychiatrists to doodle on, seeing as your mum's favourite functionalist was already doodled half way to hell.... good ol' talcott... ANYWAY, yeah, so that for a double period, it wasn't fun and it wasn't dandy, but oh WELL, it was only one lesson, and we got to go early!

After this i had a 1hour ish lunch break, and I was trying to decide whether to go to Chinese club or book club when I saw Katie.. AND YAY, she was buying chips. After salting them and such other things she turned around directly into a man balancing scalding hot pasta king on his arms and nearly caused a fatality, but yeah.

Then we met this girl, who always has one eye closed, and sort of is just always there, she means well, but it is a bit creepy. Now she invited me and Katie and some other people to do a tap dancing class, but Not many people are really into that, so by now it was 1:15 and I needed to get my spanish teacher to sign my trip form, so I went up there, with Katie, and we were talking about the girl with the eye thing, and she just APPEARED, and i legged it up the stairs because i was laughing so hard, and Katie followed, but Katie waited for her to leave, and she was standing there for quite a while after we had gone.

It was around this time when Katie admitted she had in a panic, invited her to the book club, so I definitely decided on the Chinese club, because otherwise it would have been giggles forever more.

So I got my spanish teacher to sign the form, and I told her about Cabelnuss, the made up language, and she was really interested, which was surprising, but yeah.

And then I learnt some Chinese....and just HOW do you say the number nine in chinese, but oh well, it is all good lol, because I got to play with chopsticks for a while, which caused MAJOR hand cramp, like all the way RSI, so i need to practise.

After this was over, I went on to my English Language class, to which Katie was outside of, and I asked her about book club, and My choice wins overall.

Then I went to english, and I am SUCH a nerd, I was excited to look at the verbs and all the different ways we use them, but there are too many names for them and my head hurts just thinking about a future aspect and a perfect present continuous or whatever it is :(

And then it was the end of the day, and I annoyed my mum because I made her pick me up, but I got home, had a worthwhile chat with the dog and washed up, came upstairs and watched Evil Boy to try and get rid of the stupid song, which didn't work, because I'm still singing it NOW. (22:50)

Anyway, I went on my laptop and then iplayer desktop was all like

"Excuse me, but you seem to have a programme that is going to expire in the near future, you should watch it..."

It was horizon, and I'm a biology nerd so I watched it, and chatted a bit to my good friend RRROBYNNNIOOO

yeah, and then I had to go out for dinner.

There was a man with THE most amazing moustache, it was proper sticky out to the left, to the right, and then down. I'm not saying this in a racist way, but as his skin was dark, the zangy gray of his moustache stood out so much i took such a sharp intake of breath it cut the tails of my cilia!

But other than that, I'm here now, just chilling, writing this.

Before I go, my friend matticus has just informed me that the most wonderful actor who played Harry Harper on casualty died from cancer, god bless you simon maccorkindale, I will always love you :')

Apparently he died in his wife's arms too, how wonderfully sad :(

anyway, hope you enjoyed this slightly, Know you love meeee

Rachel x