Wow... end of half term, then... :'(

ROFLSOBSOCKS.

It's the end of half term... and halloween tomorrow.

I SWEAR, I have done more work this week for college than I do in a normal 5 day period. I have done:

15 pages of a Spanish booklet (45m)

A Spanish worksheet writing definitions, answering questions and translating (1h15m)

A French IGCSE I am taking OUTSIDE of college (2h)

Tim's history h/w (45m)

Christians history h/w (1h30m)

9 medium sized questions on 1 article for English (1h30m)

5 " " " " " " " " (1h)

A proposal for my English coursework (20m)

And some mismatched psyschology, as well as creating various language revision type things.

ALONGSIDE:

A day to town with Aaron

An hour of dog walking everday

A six hour event where my friends came round and ate food and watched saw (sorry sarah)

An ENTIRE amnesia 'let's play' with Toby Turner of course :P (520m....about 8/9h)

Completely and absolutely stalking Louise. ;).

Procrastinating.

Reading most of memebase.

Blogging occasionally

Watching 'the notebook' with my mum a few hours ago.

Playing 'Left4dead', and 'Left4dead 2' with my brother for 2 hours yesterday, and 1 today.

Sleeping at random points.

Writing a horrific novel.

Tweeting Maddy with my cheesecake. Buahaha.

Tweeting in general, you guys know who you are ;)

Cheering some good mates up.

Worrying about the good mates I left out.

Being utterly terrified at the concept of 'the brazen bull' Yeah, youtube it, it's a torture method.

Remembering my other fears, standing asphyxiation, buried alive, Moai.

Trying to remember which homework I've done, and which I haven't....

JOB SEARCHING AHHH

That's my half term, in a nutshell, and now I am going to bed, college awaits me tomorrow :'(

Goodnight/day all...

Ray <3 xx

Dear Various People.

Dear Erin, firstly. I really love you, you're the best thing since sliced bread, and tbh, sliced bread is terrible, just bread in general. Blah, but yeah, I remember soooooo many good times, and your sense of humour when coupled with mine will achieve sheer brilliance and genius. We need to make some serious plans, I think, lol. Remember our various 'games' the Claire and Roxy show and stuff like that, and the heroes play/film that never got written. Well, we need to write it haha. <3 Ray.

Dear Aaron. I can't believe I didn't speak to you for like, months. It was nice to know that we can still meet and talk away about random crap for 45 minutes whilst infuriating people looking for a seat in the West Quay food terrace. We shall do it again, you've always been a good friend, and the stupid amount of Matt Parkman jokes have stopped, those were the days :P

Dear Maddy, well, wow, you are such a great person and you don't know it. The amount of times I heard you were a 'bitch' from various (knobs) at Bitterne Park, yet you still make me smile at least daily. I think you and your family are great, even when I nearly knocked Bong's lego plane thing half a mm, luckily though, we escaped sans meltdown. You have a pretty awesome life, and don't let silly people that are mentioned in blogs get you down, because I'll always be thinking of you :')

Dear Mehdi: Kanebrik bezzaf, really. You are a great guy, and one day I will go to meet you, I just can't afford it yet, and I have to be 18 haha. Hopefully one day I will meet you, and if not, then I'll always be your BFF, and I'll always think of you, I think of you everyday. V♥L♥H

Dear Lewis, well, you're amazing, aren't ya. And we really need to go to the place with the broccoli and the water, and you know, congrats on the job, that's amazing, although probably a bit sneaky, I bet your mum got you in ;). I think we have gone to Canada and back far too many times for the guiness world record book to even process. So glad I talked to you when you threw up on Mr. Curtis's shoes that time, friends forever, no?

Dear Vixen, I mean, I could use your real name, but I almost imagine you to legally change your name to that in the future haha. You made Spanish one of the most entertaining lessons I think I've ever had, as well as the rest of the class, you always came in smiling, despite any shit, and I will never forget the sound of you and Sarah giggling away opposite me, whilst we wound up Kenny. Thanks <3

Dear Sarah. Damn, you're an absolute nutter, but I love you for it, you TOTTALLY need to blog more often, because the way you see the world is quite fun and different, I wouldn't change you for the world, you're pretty awesome, in almost every way, and I will never forget our break-gateway-break which sounds like a violent tactic in a sports game hahaha <3 I'm Slytherin muahaha.

Dear Louise. Drat, scratch that. Dear Ouisey, you're amazing-azing-azing, okay, seriously? I know that my quick friendship may have put you off at first, I guess I just know when I meet such great people. There are so many things I should thank you for, but most of those I wouldn't want to publish on a blog, you know what I mean. You are my most favouritest aspie-goth, so yeah, shh XD I hope we will always have a good friendship. :') ♥

Dear Joanna I see you at least once a week, and I need to see you more, you are crraaazzzyyy and you make me laugh so much, I know this isn't much, but you've made me smile on far too many occasions for me to leave you out <3

Dear Robyn. You are beautiful, seriously, and easily influenced by 'this is England' ;) I love seeing you around college, even if I am rudely ignoring the poke you just gave me. Keep smiling, I'll always be a mate :P

Dear Charlie, well, wow, you made Sociology one of the most interesting lessons of all time, and all the other sociology girls too. Basically, don't give up, seriously, we need to meet up more, the same with most people on this here little list. You're special, in more ways than one, window licker ;) <3

Dear Matt. It SUCKS that uni isn't being a babe to you, I miss our silly little chats that we used to have on a fortnight rota type thing. If you ever want to talk, just let me know, you make me laugh, and BBC hospital soaps are just the bees. :P

Dear Izzy. It's still weird for me to say your normal name, haha, I miss you, you know, remember extreme guess who, and roly poly japanoly. (A square hen only found in the colours yellow) We were geniuses, and we should totally be on the radio, yep, those were amazing times. But yeah, you're gonna go far in life, so well done haha, I'm sure I'll see you again soon. Love Jez.

Dear Francake, you're amazing, and you always will be. I'm going to miss seeing you around college to be honest, and I hope you get into uni and have a great time. I remember waiting to go and see that queen musical thing and playing cluedo with your fam and eating all of Ian's m&ms muahahaha. Or the insane amount of pancakes we always end up having haha. Oh, and Happy B-day for Mondayyy :D and Love to Ollie <3

Dear Belinda. You're my guy pahaha. Thanks for everything, and you know what I mean ;) Looking forward to a whoollleeeee year of English and Psych together, you're very clever and very awesome, don't ever feel bad :P

Dear Alannah Banana. I see you everyday (which is a PAINNN for me) but yeah, you make me laugh, so, I do look forward to it haha. In fact, my day does not feel complete without lolling with you, so to you, and allll the alcovians. Keep being great <3

I think that's everyone, except of course for my mum ♥ lol, she's amazing :') So, everyone, I love you all.

Loves Ray <3 xx

What, wait, this is a blog? Nawwwwww ARGH... >:[

Blogs are STUPID, stop writing them Ray.

I can't help it, I'm addicted, I live off of the blogging fame, seeing as nobody reads them, because they're all a bunch of losers!

Except from my loyal fans, yeah, the ones with the matching tattoos... they like candles too much, so what, they find this kind of thing funny, I guess. DON'T JUDGE MY CANDLE LOVING MINIONS.

Or you will be burned alive, by candles. Or rats will eat your face. Lolwut1984coughmattbellamycough sorry, that was my alter ego, acting up. Haven't taken it for a walk today, the weather was TERRIBLE.

Well, terrible from the point of me leaving my house, to me going to the co-op, to break into a tenner with a bottle of 57p water ((their own brand coke is less than half this amount, but I don't want a litre of cola scented water)) Which annoyed the woman she was like OMG A TENNER... well she didn't say that, but it was scorched into her face, her hatred for my use of a tenner.

Then I got the bus, yay, one way, because I wanted to get the other one back, the 8a, but missed it because due to my cat latching itself to the net curtains and refusing to let me lock him away, I was 2 minutes later than I wanted to be, and the 8a was just pulling away as I got there.

So I thus decided to break the tenner. The bus drivers get mad angry over paper money. If it was 60p to get to town I wouldn't use a tenner, but I only have £1.40 lying around, and it costs £1.80 one way!!! IT'S LEGAL TENDER, DON'T HAVE A STROKE!

I also think that's pretty steep, seeing as it costs £4.oo to get to Louise's house, and she lives in like, another universe, so yeah, hush your gums first.

Aaron texted me describing the bus ((I was meeting him in town)) and I quote: -

"Nrrrrrrr pssshhh *lets old woman off* nrrrrr brrmmm" I nearly lol'd on the bus, but didn't. That bus journey was depressing.

And I got off, and it was yay, and then I went through primark and then saw Aaron at ze gate de bar. And we walked, through west quay, then down the other side, bit, and then down a lift, in which he pressed doors open for a laugh, but I kept trying to close them, WITH THE WRONG BUTTON, and I was getting frustrated at the non-closing doors. But Aaron fixed it for me. XD

And we went to argos, and toys r us.

Toys r us wouldn't let me in, because I was only going in to hand in a form, and they have to take your bag off you and stuff, right royal pains. Argh. But yeah lol, so I stood around watching families buying toys.... TOYSSS....

Then we went to McDonalds, because we're cool, and a woman with a pram caused a huge blockage, because she was in her own world... aahhhrrhhh.

Whilst we were sat outside ((yep al fresco)) Aaron pointed at a family eating behind the glass, who were taunting their 4/5 year old girl with tobacco... WHAT IS THAT!?!?!?

Then we wondered about, and went to Complicated Electronic Xylophones, as Aaron calls it, of course. CEX. And laughed about Heroes, we're too cool, for school, and found a soundtrack to Bill Clinton's life or something, and then left, and then went to shtarrrrbucks.

And Aaron ordered a Crème Brulee Mocchiato, I bought a cold mocha thing, I like ze cold things, of coffee. Yes, and it was a special occasion apparently, so we were in the park, celebrating XD

Yep, yep, yep. Then we walked back, over ze bridge.

And there was a car pulled up, and the door was open, and an ambulance vehicle (veh-hick-ul) pulled up as well, and some older woman was ill, and her daughter ran out saying "she's dead!" Aaron looked at the woman, but I didn't, I didn't want to be disturbed, It's far too dangerous on a bridge.

And then we parted, at about peartree church. He went off to work at BJ Associates ((hehehehe SHUT UP dirty minded blog readers >:X)) and I went home, and then walked mon doggie, and that was cool.

Remember that 57p bottle of water from ages ago? Yeah? Well, I took it on the walk with me, drank it, poured some on the dog, drank the rest, and then we used it as a toy.

And he was rustling around in the bush, and I had a mahussive stick, and I was trying to get his attention with it, and this woman was all 'lol' about it. Then he came round with his even mahussiver stick, and the woman cracked up and tottled off.

Tottled? Ray? What?

It makes sense, leave me alone.

Anyway, I came home and introduced Alex to tobygames. Which is entertaining for me, because yeah, now we can share the laughter. Ahaha!

And my CRB check came through, I am totally clean, wooooooo, thought I was, it's just nice to know I haven't killed anyone in my sleep or something, been arrested and not known.

So, now, I'm just chilling, waiting for the dinner-holby-internet-till'-3am activity that is a tuesday. Don't think I can last until 3 though, I am desperately tired. Shameless tonight yay. I watch Holby, Casualty, Shameless and Waterloo Road, and I've seen allll the episodes of Shameless and WR so I can't not watch them, and I've never missed an episode since I started of Holby and Casualty, since I got into them majorly.

Yeah, I'm sad, right?

I only missed one episode of Heroes, the last one, I can't remember the plot, so if I was to watch it, I'd have to start again. WHO'S WITH ME!?

Laterzz then XD

Ray <3 x

Well I've had a bit of a funny morning, so here's a blog.

Firstly. THE NEIGHBOURS ARE ANNOYING. How much noise can you make, and STOP getting sawdust on mum's washing, and your dog is not a sick orphan, it's just a dog, let it be a dog, dammit.

Okay, haha, So, I thought I'd try and teach Sarah how to speak Pig Latin on Thursday, it was very entertaining.

Basically, for every word starting with a consonant, you take off the Consonant, or cluster of consonants, and pop them at the end, and ad -ay. E.G

Cat = C at - atC - atCay. But you keep the hard C sound, and it rhymes with cat, the pronunciation stays the same.

So Bread turns to eadBray, but you don't say eedBray You say edBray Phonetically.

In fact, Sarah struggled to work out what I was saying, I was reading out words in Pig Latin, and getting her to change them into English:

Me: eadBray

Sarah: uuuuhhh Breeaahh... Bray! No. Uh... um... what?
Me: ead....Bray
Sarah: Bb.. Brrr... Oh this is hard!

Me: Break it down, take the -ay of the end, and you get
Sarah: Ead... um?
Me: EadBr
Sarah: EadBr, eadBr... um um OH! no.... ohhhh!!!!
Me: What does it start with, and what does it end with.

Sarah: Okay, it starts with... um... Br, and ends with.. er... ead. Br...ead
Me: Yeah...
Sarah: **looks confused** Br.. ead.. Br... ead, what word is tha- OHHH BREAD
Me: ¬¬
Sarah: **hysterical fits of laughter**

It turns out, that the only word she knew instantly from my reading out of my history book was 'itlerHay'

She also found 'urchillChay' to be of the utmost hilarity.

We went to the bakery on that Thursday, how awesome are we, and Lentils had told us to bugger off and work on our EPQ, but that's what half term is for :') Muahaha, it was our last day, let us get a cookie dammit >:(

I could do with a cookie now, actually, I'm rather hungry, the 'rents have just got back from walking the Mungo, and it's nearly lunch so all is good :P

A book I really like 'We need to talk about Kevin' has been made into a film, and I wanna see it. Darn it!

Going to go now, I kinda wanna play sims, to be honest XD

Love Ray <3 xx

Well, well, well

So, Louise is eating my psychology exam with a knife and fork.

Then she hit me with it, shove off Ouisey, and write about Churchill. Good.

This might be the first time in the library when Louise has actually done the work she is meant to, actually take that back.

We're in the silent section of the library, and each desk, she's singing about her history powerpoint, and we're communicating by biting. I finished my exam far too early, and i'm hiding in the library, before going back.

Louise has told me to stop doing impressions of her phone, incase she mistakes me for it. But the battery low noise is so much fun.

Louise was just exclaiming "oh no" because she named her French Presentation something a bit silly, and her Proud teacher e-mailed them round to her whole French class.

Now she's being all serious and history like, the strange person. She finishes really early today, the lucky mother sucker!!!!

This keyboard is pushing me off the edge, the buttons are like uber massive and yet i still manage to miss every other key. The laptop is like totally sized especially for Barbies.

God,the silent section of the library is depressing. On my desk it says

'Utafi kimya tu' Which means 'Silent Study Only'in Swahili.

Louise has Italian 'Studio silenzioso solo'. Can't wait 'till I learn Italiano, gotta do French first though.

In about half an hours time I have Spanish, with the newbie teachers. I want to be taught by a rockstar. OMG imagine if Ska-P taught us, that would be HILARIOUS. Would totally pass, obviously, being taught by Roberto Ganan of course.

OMG the library lady (the thin ratty one) has gone and spoken to a student, I think she asked him to leave. She can't stand the occasional outbursts of laughter from them.

She must think I'm working, but my extreme concentration face is actually focused on the effort it takes to not accidentally press the wrong key.

This is a really short blog, but you know, you might enjoy it, because I'm going to go now, and give my exam back. I'll see you later.

Ray <3 xx

What to even say...

Oh how awesome Bonjela is, I swear I have ulcers on my ulcers... oh the bliss, the blissss!!!!

I had a job interview today, it was all fine, I even drank tea. **TEA**

TEA!?

You say, you gasp and quiver and fall to your knees. Rachel actually drank TEA!

!

Yes I did, I drink it on VERY rare occasions, without milk and sugar, because let's face it, that's disgusting, really. I also ATE BREAKFAST, which again, rarity.

So, I hopped on the 8a, early for being fashionably early, and um, which was good actually, because it BROKE DOWN.

So I had to pay £1.80 TWICE for the bus, and I only bought my purse for the part of my personality named Justin Case. I was going to an interview for John Lewis you see.

Not much of a risk taker, there. So, after being extortionately cheated by firstgroup plc, I found a lickle walkway, and went along that there walkway, and then thought, right, partners entrance, SHOW YOURSELF.

But it didn't, so I followed a woman in a red coat, she seemed like she would use the partners entrance, and not just walk a ridic. way round to West Quay for no reason, or you know, so I followed 'the red one' as my inner thinking voice called her, and found the partners entrance, very sleek, right?

I went in there, and I was about 30 minutes early, so, I went and got my name taken, and soon another person called 'Honor' came in and we had a nice chat, although, I kept it in mind that she was a competitor, of course.

There was this rather older lady that came in, and her phone went off in the receptiony bit and it broke the ice more than an elephant weighs.

Eventually 20 or so people all came in, and we had to give in our passports and such, and got put into 4 groups. I was in group 'B' if anyone cares.

And yes, we had to make a tower out of cards and paper-clips. Our tower was the tallest and it WON yay, but of course it's not the winning it's the key skills shown within team work that counts.

¬¬

Job interviews.

((Just realised I have to wash up today, after being quite childish and not wanting to on Monday))

Anyway, after that, we all had to fill in a form individually, prioritising what problems we would deal with in which order, then we had to fill it in as a group. Turns out most of us are awful at that.

And then, we all had individual interviews. MY LADY WAS SCARY. Like seriously, doubt she'd employ me.

SO THAT WENT WELL...

And then when you returned from your individual interview, the woman sent you off.

Until she realised she'd sent 75% away without their passports.. tahahahaha.

Then someone's driving license had been LOST! But it was found within someone else's passport.

Mum picked me up and made me a quick jam sarnie though, isn't she brilliant :'3

Then I went to college, where we had Spanish, which is fun, because I like totally didn't do my homework, I did try, but I wasn't dressed and I had to get to an interview, you see. But M-F didn't take it in anyway, and because I did all the work in the book quickly, I was allowed to start the next tasks using the online language thingy...

So I checked my ISIS reports. Tusk tusk, my teachers do converse about me XD

Only that I am a BRILLIANT student of course, and that Lentils saw my EPQ and wrote it down on ISIS so I would remember what to write.

Also, Louise texted me when I just got into college, replying to my earlier sent text of "missing me?" She retorted with "Wait, who are you again?" So I went to kick her, but when she appeared, I actually did a jokey punch.

Yeah, so last night, I was at the open evening selling Spanish, which was fun (and other language courses, of course) Me and Tom were arguing and swearing at each other in Spanish all evening of course.

Oh no, the italics button has reversed itself, It has to be switched on to be not in italics aahhhh.

So that made Spanish more fun today, me and Tom acting like Spanish class is a dramatic Spanish soap opera, why, of course that makes it all the more fun.

But tomorrow, we're meeting new candidates to be our teachers, seeing as M-F is going to be bringing a life into the world soon XD So, they should enjoy me at my full potential ;)

You know what I mean.

So that's it, all in all.

((Hoping this doesn't all come out itallic-y))

Ray <3 xx

You know that Dell ad...

...The one about the laptop with the interchangable lids, and there's the girl nodding about her 'look-fab-everyday-project" Well, I am sat on my bed, nodding, and grinning like her, and unfortunately don't have a Dell laptop.

IT'S ASUS.

Well, I feel in the mood like the girl on the ad, which is why I am blogging!

So, today, afternoon lessons were/are cancelled, and I don't have any morning lessons, yet my silly little poem that I wrote somehow managed to get joint-second place, so I have a certificate now. It's laminated.

Feel the chill. I also have a WHSmith voucher thing...

I had to go in for the morning, and met up with Louise and Sarah, and Weronika, and like totally didn't want to go home! But I had to, because I'm helping out at the open evening tonight, and I have an interview tomorrow :3 Wish me luck!

I had a looonggg phone call with Louise earlier, because I'm a nice friend, and well, how many times has she been there for me. She like, seriously needs a medal. Someone get on that, sharpish. But, just now realised I broke and bought some m&ms from tesco's earlier, and now I am filled with glee.

I know this isn't everyone's cup of tea, but it felt like a Blink 182 day today, so therefore, I'm going to blast this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0VHZHAZi7c

Loudly... muahaha...

But overall, I'm feeling pretty awesome, and Sarah, I definitely encourage you to start a blog, it is addictive and theraputic and just a bit of fun too :'3

But yeah, I'm going to leave this here, and you can just remember that I was happy this Tuesday afternoon.

Special love to Louise, you know why ;)

Love Ray(mond) (as Ayshah always calls me) <3

xx

I AM AGNOSTIC

I am not atheist.

I have an issue with the usage of that phrase. People who just can't be bothered to have any opinion on religion because they're 21st Century Western Teenagers need their own term. Atheism, the few I've met, aren't aggressive at the concept of God, they aren't annoyed to talk about beliefs and they don't call belief 'Gay' and 'Stupid'.

I know I am agnostic, simply because, what clue do I have, and what right do I have, claiming my knowledge that there is no God, or that there definitely is one. No offence to those with beliefs, at all, I still pray and ask for forgiveness and what not, just in case somebody is out there listening, ((mostly because I'm a paranoid twonk)) but, I just do not feel that I am worthy to say anything on the subject, and there are so many sources, I have friends belonging to nearly all religions, or at least practising them, and well, who am I to say something's right and something's wrong.

It's all very confusing. Yet I am ashamed of my blasphemous behaviour. Why do I, and many others, always use words that are offensive to religion, I mean, it's not like I walk around being sexist or racist without batting an eyelid, it just slips out, like anything, I mean, it's so common to do so, and yet, I can't stop myself.

I was watching Stephen Fry's thing, and he said 'Oh my goodness' and of course, I am not well acquainted with Fry's blasphemous habits, but it just seemed that maybe he has learned a great control over his words, the jealousy and guilt surges through me as I type, because I can't and maybe it will improve with time, but I try very hard not to say those things, but if I'm not thinking, it all comes out. It's just odd, I mean really.

WHY BRAIN, WHY??

It makes me seem both ignorant and arrogant at the same time, and I don't like that, I'm not against any religion, no matter whatever awfulness comes out of my mouth.

Just ignore it, I do haha

Ray <3 xx

((see, told you you'd get two for the price of one ;) ))

As you may have noticed...

...I have made the side of my blog look pretty.

<< Look at all those people there, that I hold dearest. In no apparent order, of course, and Ali from Zebrahead not only represents my minor crush, but also the best gig I've been to, it was seriously brilliant.

I mean, KCF, MC Lars and Zebrahead at the talking heads... yeah

So now I've redecorated, thought I might as well pop something up here, and spam this to my facebook wall so that EVERYONE gets to see my brilliant pictures. God, I'm up myself today. I can smell dinner coming together, pretty much dreading my washing up day.

Not only does it cause my eczema to have a civil war on my arm, but I also have to clean the cauliflower cheese out of the baking tray. Thing. Pyrex piece of doom and destruction. TE ODIO, PYREX DISH.

Speaking of civil wars... In history earlier, I totally won that exam, I wrote amazingly, I hope Christian likes it :') Silly timed essays though, such a pain...

But I really want a better mark than my brother!!!!

Also, I'm the runner up in the poetry competition in college, so yayz, get an award style thing tomorrow, except it's 9:30, and I wouldn't have to go in till 12 normally, and afternoon lessons are cancelled tomorrow.... GAH...

Because it's open evening you see? I'm also helping out with that, and being all awesome and assisting for Spanish, along with Tom, who lives down the nearby road, so that's all fun.

Last year, helpers had to wear bright green college t-shirts, I hope it's not the same this year ><

This is a short blog, isn't it? Maybe it will be updated later, and you can have two blogs for the price of one.

It's dinner now anyway

See yaaa

Love Ray <3 xx

Have a blogging itch

Look at that, I left the 'I' out of my title. I have a need to blog, but to be honest, it's probably a little bit of procrastination. I'm doing AS history, you see, and so is my brother, and Christian has set us a dear little timed essay, WHICH I WANT TO WIN... well, get better than my brother in.

This is going to be a competitive year.

So, last week I had my EPQ final thing, which was... one of THE most embarrassing experiences of my LIFE, because Lentils watched a video of me talking, and now I have to write an essay analysing myself talking, and try not to break down into tears in the English office.

Which is actually quite long, although it looks rather cramped. It's like a hologram or something, or like some clever design man has popped in and arranged furniture to make it extend like to the length of Wales or something. Maybe it's some clever mirror work.

I'm trying to list reasons as to why the Liberals won the 1906 election, I need to physically grab a pen and write it down, and not a f***ing bic fine either, those things are the spawn of Satan, and I dare you to say otherwise. It's like, there is NO ink in them, and the writing is all thin and weak and pointless, and you just want to screw up the page because the pain it bears to concentrate your eyes on the thin lines representing what could be professional and proud notes just becomes too much.

**bumbles off to find a pen**

**and some paper, I have no common sense these days**

I have returned, with blue paper and a Soton Uni pen, I just love those pens, they're so fat and lovely.

I also have 43 unread texts, all from twitter, but that can be ignored until I suddenly have to be in bed, and then don't sleep until 1, and suffer in English tomorrow with it's lovely but hallucination enhancing artificial light.

((<3 October))

The reason I do double punctuation, especially brackets and asterisks is because, aside from OCD and an addiction to injokes and running themes, facebook chat used to be desperately annoying and make everything with one asterisk either side *bold* or anything in a bracket it would try to read as a (command) so we started doubling up.

Hard to stop, really.

Right, let us see, Balfour sucked, Boer War/Chinese slavery, money for C of Es and tariff reform, too little too late (reforms) taff vale judgement, trade unions. Let the Liberals have a go for t'lolz and they were amazing, bla bla bla

THE ROOF, THE ROOF, THE ROOF IS ON FIRE...

Maybe I should make a rap. I will do, when I elaborate on all of those points.

I love it when I try in vain to like a page on facebook I have already liked, I look around to see if anyone's noticed, and go all red.

MUST check out post secret before I dive head first into Tariff Reform. Just googled the latter instead of 'postsecret' **sigh**.

Fullstops are so annoying. I actually remember learning about them, and using the width of my little finger to make the space between words.

Okay, so, I'm going to try and make a little poem/rap to summarise events causing the Liberal's victory.

Well I started, but just deleted it, because it's taking up toooo much time, and I should just make concise points. Here's a snippet though:

Hey! Labour, don't waver, of course we don't want them to win

Let's stop the Tories, and straighten out our stories, you gotta say you're in?

You don't want them, we don't want them, but we want our victory?

How about we let you win in, say, 30 constituencies?

XD

So, today, I saw Lewis, and we played Crazy Taxi for far too long, and some guitar hero, and watched some stupid videos we made, and cracked up laughing and our genius, and he stayed for tea. We also spent ages on the swings, which was awesome of course, gotta love the swings, and measured the temp of the oven thing in the co-op using our craniums. I don't mean thinking, I mean literally shoving our heads in.

**sigh**

YESTERDAY.. was funny though XD

Louise's Birthday it was, on Thurs, so on Friday mum suggested she pop over for some cake, which then turned into near elaborate lunch arrangements, which went from four people, to two people (me and Louise) and then add on an Ayshah for some cake afterwards, and Bob's your uncle.

So. Me and Louise had lunch for two at Frankie and Benny's.

Sitting opposite each other was awkward. It was too date-ish. We both were blushing and averting eyes, so Louise moved round.

Then we ate our food, and Louise managed to pick at her pizza absent mindedly into the shape of a uterus ((I know why she's my friend)) And then we picked Ayshah up, and had cake, well, we bought two because one contained alcohol, and on account of alcohol being haram.... and Mum lit some candles.

We didn't sing to Louise, I'm bet she's glad XD, but then we ate cake, and then went on dailybooth.

Muahaha:

We had some vodka a bit later (Ayshah didn't. Just in case anyone is reading this disapprovingly)

So, that was my weekend, thoroughly being a pain and organising events at break-neck speed and spontaneity. And tomorrow, it's back to the ol' college routine.

Yay. Lol, I'd best do some conciser history notes...

Love Ray <3 xx

A nightmare thing I had

So we were sat in the English corridor, Louise and I. Opposite the media office and the TV that plays the media depts. finest achievements and such, on the bench.

I had to go, on a mission, basically, Michelle, Emily and Weronika had been taken somewhere.

Here's where we start:

So we were sat in the English corridor, Louise and I. Opposite the media office and the TV that plays the media depts. finest achievements and such, on the bench. I had my calling, and Louise was too busy showing me her new pager to really understand.

I'm on the bench, and I say: "Louise, I gotta go now"

Louise: "But I wanna show you my new page"
Me: "Okay... I think that's meant to be a pagER"

Louise: "No, definitely 'page' don't be stupid, Ray"

I shook my head, and saw it was basically skype on a pager. I had a tearful goodbye, and she gave me an odd smile, and went back to her 'page'. It was really odd, like that was our final time together, and she was better with that than I was.

So, I walked, straight out of college, and to the place, it was an odd place, really, I walked through an old car park, and to a door. I opened it and went in to what seemed a stuffy office, and some woman popped out.

Me: "Am I in the right place?"

Woman: "Yes of course! Just come through"

So I went through, to a smaller room, and had to put on a black jumpsuit (i know where THEY come from IRL) And got taken into a room of biology, everyone in there was pale, drained, and dead silent, just copying notes in fear.

I got sat on this chair, I remember deliberately sitting sideways, and glanced over at someone's pager, wishing I'd got Louises. There was nothing I could do, Emily gave me a sympathetic smile.

We had a break after that, in our little prison thing. We stood around the reception area, and I got a looonnggg speech about how it's awful here, and the conditions, and how nobody knows they're here, except somehow I did. It was all really chilling, seeing these people completely drained, all in the jumpsuits, the black ones.

I looked through the small window to the reception, and I saw my English teacher Shaun come into the reception, and said, OMG look, there's Shaun. He made eye contact with us briefly, when two or three women grabbed me, and pulled me into this small side room. I started screaming and crying, and everyone just watched hopelessly, even my teacher through the glass lol. I got sat in this medical chair thing, and the women were saying:

Woman 1: Definitely some kind of Infection, causing this much screaming

W2: Oh yes, alll the symptoms. You don't know what they bring in from the outside.

And with that I was held down, and injected behind my ear, like, into my head, and then I remember nothing, except my breathing starting to fall, and then I woke up.

So scary lol

Ray <3 xx

The 'saline' solution

Mixing in the salt with water in the sink,

add instant coffee and make the perfect drink.

Louise is trapped in a world of madness

but insists this mix is the eleventh commandment

It tastes so good and it makes her grin wide

as well as the caffeine she has clean insides

I think she's totally nuts and would rather smoke crack

but she's her own person, I can deal with that!

Bitch I drink Saline in my coffee

Saline in my coffee

and if you don't like it, then you're not f*cking jolly.

No I'm not bloody pregnant

and It doesn't taste stagnant.

I LIKE THE BOTTOM WITH THE SALTY REMNANT

She shouts at me every single time that I mention

how I think her drink is from another demention

she says "Ray, you're insane, what's up with your brain

I'm human through and through", and hits me with her cane

I think her brain is damaged from the salt and coffee mix

but now her tongue is tied unless she gets her fix

she sits there for days and won't speak to anyone.

And insists that it's a staple ingredient.

Bitch I drink Saline in my coffee

Saline in my coffee

and if you don't like it, then you're not f*cking jolly.

No I'm not bloody pregnant

and It doesn't taste stagnant.

I LIKE THE BOTTOM WITH THE SALTY REMNANT

It really doesn't make sense to me

because I only really like iced coffee

but to her it's the only drink there is,

there's no thirst like poor Louise's

The local co-op have her on tab

order in extras of her favourite brands

Of course that Saxa Salt and give her Nescafe Gold

nearby houses stock some incase she's in withdrawal!

She drinks saline in her coffee,

SALINE IN HER COFFEE

I shouldn't be judgemental but what the f*ck, baby?

I know she isn't pregnant

coz she's too damn thin

and I'm just waiting for it all to cave in.

Bitch I drink Saline in my coffee

Saline in my coffee

and if you don't like it, then you're not f*cking jolly.

No I'm not bloody pregnant

and It doesn't taste stagnant.

I LIKE THE BOTTOM WITH THE SALTY REMNANT

Today-ness

So mum just came in whilst I was watching some lame advert on youtube, I swear mum, I don't like kanye west, I'm trying to watch bloodhound gang as it happens XD

Anyway. I got told off in tutor for getting my phone out, but I couldn't resist a photo of Louise's bag. You see, she drives, well, sorta haha, she has lessons on a Friday morning while I'm in history, and can't wear her epic goth boots, so she has a bag containing shoes, and today, a donut and some orange juice too, which i nearly crushed when I hugged it. My phone is taking AGES to be recognised by my laptop!!

Here's Louise's shoe-bag:

So yeah, it's a distorted Gary Lineker being in love with 'CRINKLES' bahaha. If I was my tutor, I would totally allow that as a reason to have your phone out.

Also, I normally text Louise something ridiculous about her driving skill whilst I'm in History, but Christian has like 18,000 pairs of eyes, so I can't, and he didn't even give us a break, which meant noooobody was paying a single bit of attention, like, at all haha, I was looking at people, someone had their head on their notebook in desperation, everybody else was staring at the board, eyes glazed over, or people staring in random directions, but nobody really hearing Christian. Yay, Liberal Reforms.

I also, every time I make notes, I write 'tories' instead of conservatives. Because I'm rebelling :3

So, My day wasn't all that interesting, I didn't even go to the library today, and I spent the whole of psychology chatting to Belinda and sitting on the table, and helping Danielle steal Alannah's phone, which Alannah like, nearly strip searched me for, but I didn't have it... *sigh* haha.

There are a LOT of comfy spinny chairs in psychology, but I was sat on a table, so I was being hipster.

I managed to get Sarah, Sarah who hates any swearing or sex-relatedness, to listen to Die Antwoord and like it, and also to sing bloodhound gang in English, I mean really, I love her, but I feel like I'm being a bad impression haha.

I'm quite good at that probably... I mean I don't take myself seriously enough. It's taken me a long time to feel like I have a good position in our friendship group, I feel like the class clown of our friendship group XD

I like to act thicker than I am, and make people laugh, really, so it fits, but I mean, sometimes people just want to sit and eat their lunch in quiet, calmness, and unless I have last-minute homework to do, I obliterate that atmosphere XD

Ah well, I know they all love me :') haha.

I like to climb on the bench, hug people, make a ridiculous amount of mess not at all equivalent to the amount of pistachios I got from Ayshah, sing along with the radio, and just generally be a pain, although I have been told many times that I am not a pain, so it's all good. I imagine I can be when people are trying to work though, or are having a sad moment. *Solemn Pause*

And Rowan, the most studious member of our group (IMHO) actually ended up starting a major paper plane event last year... wow, really, which got us in a LOT of grief from the English and Media dept. But yeah, I like our silly little group.

I like where I am inside it, but that can be a bit difficult sometimes haha.

What AM I going on about!?

Ray <3 xx

my trial for the 191 murder...

I am innocent, yes I am innocent
don't look at me with those eyes,
you're the one telling lies
and the cctv is YOUR demise

I didn't do a thing, not a single thing
and yet you believe those fools
the ones I left alive
I mean that are left alive


Okay I admit it, I'm a bad liar
I had lessons, but I quit,
It's not my fault, I was hungry
and the 191 just called upon me.

Like a firework in my brain,
i was no longer sane
my canines had no shame
as I delved into their brains

You should have seen the blood, should have heard the screams
I'll remember each and every one of them.
You should have cautioned me, you should expect it
when I'm one part lion and my mums a hippie
well then skippie,
lock me up for good

because I admit it
i totally did it,
I chowed down on the 191

and those that survived
are now deprived
of any sense of hope or life
and i'll eat those, when hunger strikes.

please don't lock me up I can't take it
my cannibalism won't break there
i'm addicted
to the raw bits
down a pint of A negative
gets me in the mood of feeling positive

take it from me, with sincerity
college students deserve their own cavery
and i'd be happy to be the carver
always armed with
a cadaver.

AND A KNIFE

because i still see their faces
their scared and blooded faces
but mostly i remember the tastses
of the students, delicious students

on the 191

you wait for a bus, and then two popes come along at once. What!?

I just wrote a little beautiful poem, i'd like to call it 'WHAT!' Thanks :P

____________________________________________________________________

the pope!

He's gettin it on.

He won't last 5 minutes

and he chucks the condom!

he's doing his thing on egyptian cotton sheets

i know that's quality the pope is unique

and now he's jumping just because he can

in the room of mirrors in the fucking vatiCAN

WHAT

The pope

he's going up in smoke

and it isn't traditional his eyes are steaming red

now his stomachs craving a little of a tasting

muching on some real nice communion wafers

like WHAT

the pope's got a tattoo

a koi fish fighting

a fucking sabre tooth

and i'm like can I get your autograph

and he's like no! shove it up your arse!

Like boom, uppin up the zoom

the pope's gone mad with the bass inside the room

i think he's givin into temptation

but he's the master for having motivation

i think time has taken it's toll

poor ratty-z will end up on the dole

and I'm just stood here with a camera in my pen

and i'll just say the pope was in the 'zen'

WHAT

...what???

This is a messy post

Oh dear, I've got back into die antwoord XD

They're more than marmite, but pretty epic, seriously, In fact, Wes Borland (of limp bizkit fame) tweeted a link to their video 'evil boy' before it was on youtube, or anywhere else for that matter, at about 2am one time. It moved me, and a lot of my friends too actually... My mum doesn't like it though XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbW9JqM7vho&ob=av2e

here have a nice explicit version :D

Afrikaans is such a wierd language, but I like it, the back story on that video is that one S.A tribe have to go through a ritual circumcision to prove they are a man, but this guy doesn't want to...

Anyway, so, what's been going on?

Well, nothing much, I just realised I haven't had a crumpet in like fucking ages. Tomorrow I have to film myself talking about my OCD, hilarious. My EPQ is due on thursday, so tuesday and wed will be dedicated to EPQing.

The English are so good at queuing you'd think they'd be good at EPQing XD I should be a stand up comedian!

Comedienne. That term reminds me of feminist lesbians. I had a sneaky omelette today, it was majorly sneaky ;) Apparently majorly isn't a word. NOOOOOO

Okay, This blog needs me to actually talk about something. Well I can't, because like nothing's happened. Ah twitter, you demand my attention. A nagging little (7) up there, glittering at me.

Oh yeah, I totally got too addicted to pottermore and decided to complete it all. I was sorted into SLYTHERIN. Stupid evil streak, well, great minds have to be partly evil, I don't know, but I always liked slytherin as a child, and now, now I'm not so keen, silly childhood ways!

I also liked randall from monsters inc, I like the bad guys :')

Apparently we're going out for a curry later. I like curry, I started off with a rogan, just from a random 'I know what that is so I'll eat it' and then got bored of that, and then ate a chicken dopiaza each time, which was beautiful, really, it was, but then I had a buryani one time, and liked the cauliflower and veggy tables, so I got Aloo Gobi recommended to me. NEVER GOING BACK. It is awesome, but the guy at the curry house knows what me and Alex have, seeing as Alex always has a madras.

Also, that Curry guy is crazy, he bought the old video game shop next door and is turning it into a café, he has visions, including paninis.

Panini is a great game, for long boring walks (i.e walking from Bitterne park to home) everytime someone walks past you, imagine them saying 'panini' It's actually great fun, seriously. You must think I'm on drugs or something right now.

Now, Chris thinks the only band I like is Green Day. Yeah, that was my first band, I stopped liking them at around 15, probably younger, and now I listen to ska punk (going from Rancid to reel big fish to ska-p), Pop punk, Progressive stuff, alternative stuff, run dmc, eminem, and can be partial to the odd bit of random awesomeness, die antwoorddd!

Yeah, but despite this, he still thinks I only listen to Green Day. I don't have any of there stuff on my mp3 player anymore XD

Anyway, complaining over, it's a bit of a blogging mess, I'm not proud

Loves <3

Ray xx

My Lucky Day.

THE INTERNET IS BACK ON BITCH...

Sorry to insult you, nana, mum, whoever is reading this, I am already feeling shame and sorrow, but none the less. The router sort of melted itself, after 5 long years of torture (OMG 5 YEARS!? Sky DID have kittens, and they also ate their hats) so we got sent a new one in the post, which in fact came today, another reason for the so proud and beaming title up there^, but let's start with last night.

I met my good friend Niall, at random, and we went to tasty plaice where Lois now works, holding down two jobs, 3 adopted kids AND a cat sanctuary (minus the last two points) had some food, went to the co-op, bought a drink, walked around woolston for a bit, and when it was too cold and dark, he walked me back through the scary woods, well, scary in the dark, anyway, and then we parted :') How amable.

Anyway, I got in, and mum was playing SOLITAIRE (btw, due to lack of internet, I am addicted to hearts, though I don't fully understand it, my mahjong skill has improved, and minesweeper, STOP IT.) anyway, so I was talking to her, seemed quite all right, but then she mentioned she was cooking fish, so I got upstairs quicker than you can say Oncorhynchus gorbuscha and did a bit of editing, followed by an immense couple of games of solitare, mahjong, hearts and minesweeper (WTF) the latter I do not understand AT ALL, and didn't have the internet to help me, still totally addicted to hearts omg, i am actually craving to play it.

Brb, got to check my phone!

Anyway, I should probably move on to talking about today, after last nights mass solitaire win (my only win) and I fell asleep reading new scientist. But after I had finished playing and reading, I went for my annual I mean ritual tooth brushing, only to be absolutely CONSUMED by the smell of fish, and might I ask, have you ever tried brushing your teeth holding your nose... It was so odd, and also, our tooth paste is seriously minty with little minty squares in it, I promise you, mint vs fish, I ran in my room and closed the door in a hurried but hushed manner, and went to bed, suddenly warm.

But I woke up today, mum woke me up, because today was review dayyyy :D and I was meeting Weronika. So I woke up, and had breakfast, the only cereal I like was there, with enough milk, for what seems like the first time in ages, probably bad timing on my part tbh. (oh good lord a spider just crawled out of my Spanish book and onto my bed, so I flicked it, I hope it dies wherever it crawls) So I ate that, and turned on the kids channel, to find like, the suit life on deck (yeah... I know) JUST starting, so I was like, for once in my life, I can watch this without missing the beginning or ending, such a rarity.

When I got dressed, I saw the weather was a bit miserable, so I put my jeans on instead of my crops, and they're my fav jeans btw. Socks wise, I popped on my LUCKY SOCKS... i'm going to photo them for you, I'll upload them when I get back from holby XD

Sorry for the darkness, and they aren't really long socks, or anything, by the way, they're just pink, grey, blue and yellow. But they're my favourite socks, those two (and the other two like it).

So, on they went, and I went out, and the dog was waiting for me, because on a Tuesday I be the one that walks him! Yay! So he saw me come downstairs in my lucky socks, and decided it would be fitting to jump on my toe, causing me to slide-limp down the hall (we have lino, so shh) swearing, THEN the big red parcel force man came delivering THE ROUTER!! OMG YAY, but I had to sign the man's awesome electronic signature thing with a throbbing toe and an over excited canine. How lol :3

So I carried in my parcel, well, it was addressed to Chris actually, legged it up to my room, deciding to close my window, just in case, came downstairs to text mum about the parcel, and received one from Weronika. She and I had planned to go to hers, which is actually quite a bit of effort for me, and she eventually changed her mind and asked if we could go to town, and then eventually, just to mine instead so yay! Then I got back up, and walked Mungo. On the walk, I started singing the theme song to the suite life on deck to my wonderful pet, and then got home, to a mysterious text, a number I didn't recognise, asking my whereabouts.

I eventually rang this number, whilst standing in the loo, which I was then paranoid the answerer would know where I was and think I have appalling habits. Turned out it was Louise with a new number (figures) and then yeah, I decided to pretty much run to college, so I did, only to miss Louise, drat, but not to worry, then I had my tutor interview, which consisted of Claire being like: 'you're doing great, how was Poland?'

Then I had a lovely long chat to my Francake about her life, whilst waiting for Weronika, and then Weronika decided she wanted to draw on everyone's arms, and all was good. Then we came back to mine and had a good laugh whilst editing videos.

Then Mum got home, and I was watching a huge friends marathon, and then Mum started the internet up, and all was absolutely awesome, because Louise was online when I signed in YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

And that's it, so all in all, it's been a pretty good day.

Thanks,

Love Ray

xx <3