Wednesday 12 October 2011

my trial for the 191 murder...



I am innocent, yes I am innocent
don't look at me with those eyes,
you're the one telling lies
and the cctv is YOUR demise

I didn't do a thing, not a single thing
and yet you believe those fools
the ones I left alive
I mean that are left alive


Okay I admit it, I'm a bad liar
I had lessons, but I quit,
It's not my fault, I was hungry
and the 191 just called upon me.

Like a firework in my brain,
i was no longer sane
my canines had no shame
as I delved into their brains

You should have seen the blood, should have heard the screams
I'll remember each and every one of them.
You should have cautioned me, you should expect it
when I'm one part lion and my mums a hippie
well then skippie,
lock me up for good

because I admit it
i totally did it,
I chowed down on the 191

and those that survived
are now deprived
of any sense of hope or life
and i'll eat those, when hunger strikes.

please don't lock me up I can't take it
my cannibalism won't break there
i'm addicted
to the raw bits
down a pint of A negative
gets me in the mood of feeling positive

take it from me, with sincerity
college students deserve their own cavery
and i'd be happy to be the carver
always armed with
a cadaver.

AND A KNIFE

because i still see their faces
their scared and blooded faces
but mostly i remember the tastses
of the students, delicious students

on the 191

2 comments:

  1. Bwhahahaha! XD

    NO. Next time, just get in your house and have a packet of crisps. That way there's less blood to mop up.

    And you'd better have left me alive, eat me and that's the end of jokes about horlicks. :p

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  2. what jokes about Horlicks, you can't end them!

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