Tuesday 16 November 2010

My little song about how my Java update doesn't work properly :)

SORRAYZ about the EXPLICIT LANGUAGE



everytime i turn on my laptop
you have to bug me it's constant; non stop
i just need a break from your constant nagging
run your fucking update if you think i'm lacking

java, oh java
you really take the piss
java oh java
just update when i click

and if i take a moment just to swear at you then i,
well i dont know what to say, but i won't apologise

stop interrupting my msn convo
your system sound is louder than i know about
if you make me jump, just one more time with this
i swear to you, i'm boycotting open office!


java, oh java
you really take the piss
java oh java
just update when i click

and if i take a moment just to swear at you then i,
well i dont know what to say, but i won't apologise

Oh i'm not sorry

you had your chance at updating software
but if you lack the skills then get out of my hair
and i seem to notice it doesn't make any difference
if java doesn't work then there is no irritance

java, oh java
you really take the piss
java, oh java
is there a version on compact disk?

or floppy

because to be honest with you
there's nothing i can do
to make you update well

if you want this chance
then take it seriously
or go FUCKING KILL YOURSELF


java, oh java
you really take the piss
java oh java
just update when i click


java, oh java
you really take the piss
java oh java
just update when i click

Jesus, just UPDATE....

2 comments:

  1. Such joy.
    Possibly my favourite line is "Or floppy".
    :P
    xxx

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  2. I have soooo many songs like these, I'll put them up here at random times :D

    My favourite line too XD

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