Zing!

Good Morning!

or Afternoon, or Evening, or whatever time period you happen to be finding yourself reading this blog in!

Sunday was amazing. Amazing is good because it has the word ZING at the end....zing! But yes, I saw Maddy, Aaron and Lewis, and to my surprise they got along like a house on fire.

Well, lets say a row of wooden terrace houses in 1666. Smothered in gasoline.

FFS at the time of writing this, my brother has been walking around whistling I'm a Believer, so now I'm reminding myself of last summer, when I was trying to find a picnic anthem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mYBSayCsH0

THEN I SAW HER FACE!!

- anyway -

back to sunday, when everyone one was on fire. We got LOST walking to near mothercare and all that because we followed Maddy, and she said she'd never been near there before, but we followed her -_-

Anyway, we all met and had foods and were on fire because even though we were a week or so out, it was my birthday on the 7th of Jan, like mr nicholas cage :P except I was born 30 years after him, and am female, and not an actor who names their children after superman!

May have just recently read an article about the superman thing. I'm actually well known for telling people I share my birthday with him.

But it was a celebration of my birthday, and lewis got me moneys in a card which means yay. Aaron got me two giant bars of galaxy, one of which is already long since eaten, and Maddy got me some purple edible glitter.

Mum says we should bake cakes, whilst some of my friends asked if it is for sex. ITS FOR BAKING PEOPLE, BAKING!!

Maddy then informed me that I was getting the second half of my present later: oo err.. ^^

more on that in a little while.

Then, when aaron was trying to give maddy a copy of his CV to give her ideas for writing one, he pulled out a packet of adhesive moustaches. We thus formed a plan, though not as evil a one as the one involving the wheel chair, although THAT one is not world dominatory, and neither was the moustache plan.

But later, we went into rock bottom toy store, and maddy was acting all suspicious and was trying to get the others to distract me whilst she looked for something. I clocked it was the second half of my present, and kept asking everyone what it was from that point on. She said it was something from my blog.

Knowing the things I write on here I dismissed it completely and thought that I might make a link when I get this second half. More on this later, again lol.

So, in rockbottom I decided to buy some nauseating glasses that look like pineapples, and then we took photos of moi wearing them coupled with a moustache. Pretty self explanatory but I feel you need an image:

Not THE most flattering picture of me, as by that point, we had officially reached one of those "new lows" that you quite often find yourself a part of when you enter the mall marlands.

We also went into buyology, which has nothing to do with biology or the science of buying but that's what it's called. It involved Lewis buying a few empty boxes and a piece of art that really didn't have much to do with anything to be quite honest... you gotta love him. If you can't do that, beat him, and if you can't do THAT join him, and then spend the rest of your life indoors watching doctors. Haha, I'm just joking Lewis, I watch doctors all the time, nothing to do with you, really ;)

And then we all sort of left, Maddy got the 3, me and lewis got the 8a and ate pork scratchings on the bus, and then I was home.

Later this weekish, I asked Maddy what this second half was, but all I got out of her was that she was to be sending it to my loverly address via amazon, and that I would have a friend in a couple of days.

She also mentioned that she would address it to Rachel "Sullaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy" Morris, because of my obsessions with villains, my name on msn was Samuel Sullivan (from Heroes) and she shortened this to Sully. Then one day, I called her Maddaaaayy, and her response was Sullaaayy, and it has been that way ever since.

Well, the package arrived today. It was indeed addressed as she had said: brb whilst I edit my address out of the photographic evidence.

baaackkk!

I think she tried to put Sullaaaay in quote marks but it comes up as andhashthirtyfour if you will.

What was exciting, though, was that what was IN the package was refreshingly obvious, thoughtful and not at all worrying and mysterious, was definitely taken from my blog and is yet to show true friendship towards me, but I imagine we'll get along just fine:

I have one of those giraffes with the BIG EYES!!! THANKYOU MADDAAAYYYY

*hear the accompanying Gospel choir*

It's called "Safari" and it's looking at me, as I am facing the giraffeymoss whilst sitting at my bed.

It's eyes draw you in, if you were here, you wouldn't be able to break gaze.

Well thankyou Maddy, i haven't made it speak yet unlike brian, daddy frisco, chester and leo, and all the other random toys I have and am not ashamed of, so I don't know Safari's accent!

If anyone who is reading this that doesn't know me, I am not hearing voices, I just give my toys voices. I have a scouse rat somewhere, who's complaining?

So I was going to show Safari to you all on my youtube, but I've been off sick, and I don't think anyone would want to watch me talk about a giraffe whilst coughing my lungs inside out ><

Love, Peace and Chicken Grease!

And if you see Maddy, thank her for me :)

THANKS MADDY!! (she's very far away and not facing me)

Rachel xx

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT....

Are you SERIOUS?

The earth is on an axis, therefore, a NEW STARSIGN has been introduced, coz we're all a month out of sync.

I have thus moved from being a Capricorn, which is a nice starsign, if a bit shy and inwardly arrogant or something, to a Sagittarius, which on the sims 2 wasn't a very nice personality at all!

LUCKILY THOUGH!!

I have just been informed by littlemissangst (twitter name) that she can stay Pisces, and I can resume my status as the vague yet hardcore capricorn I know that I am truly, because this law only applies to babies born after 2009?

I hope she's right.

This knew starsign is known as...Ophelia? no Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17. Wedged in between Sccccorpioooooo and Sagittarius.

There isn't much info on this topic, only that I avoided it when I saw my friends sharing links on facebook because it was things such as:

"OMG THE STAR SIGNS ARE CHANGING"

Which is the same as:

"OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT BRITNEY DID IN THIS VIDEO"

Which is a virus. It just seemed unrealistic, and I stayed clear of commenting or liking or anything.

But, I was born a Capricorn, and so I shall stay a Capricorn

and fluff all you other crazy horoscope reading omnipresent pilgrims!

;)

Love you really

Yes, I am TRYING to watch the social network, but I keep getting interrupted by things such as food, lego starwars and tweets to my phonio; this sparking this blog.

Good day all,

Rachel :P

New little rap, more poetic but y'know

I was typing random things into google and I had a little inspiration, quite angsty and negative, but hey, I don't control the emotions, I just use words to channel whatever emotion may come out, before letters explode all over the page and we just get nonsense swearwords:

ahem...

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You need to learn a lesson

a few rules of life

before you do something stupid

and scrape the edge of a knife

coz a blade is a very real thing, metaphorically

a threat on the other hand is twisted perpetually

you want to learn life without a help, but you need it

you don't want us feedin it to you neither

you're so depressed you looked up happy on wikipedia

coz you just can't deal with it or deal it out either

cut the pain and some slack

coz you havent been avoiding cracks

walking along with your head up high

that eye in the sky, not watching

your feet as they step on the lines

breaking bits of your mother's spine

it's a lie

a period of humiliation

coz you know that I know you like the sensation

being like you are puts you in control

you don't have to pay if your senses are cold

you dont have the fear as a lone tear rolls

coz you just dont know how to feel anymore

you let them take you for granted

and you want revenge

but you left it to late you'll never see them again

not the ones who really hurt you

now you've turned against you

staring back at that scared kid

mouth open but no words ever did

come out, and your regret is all thats left

an imprint on your own bones blood and flesh

a moment has gone and will never come back

you took that pill with a cowardly smack

and look at that

it's another vicious attack

another memory coming and looking to fight

wrestle you down but you say you dont feel it

your kidding me, now you can take it or leave it

it doesnt make a difference to me if you dont believe it but

pay attention now coz i'll give your life meaning

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Beautiful work from the ledzebra that Is I, rachelios :P

don't steal without credit plz, Or I'll get nasa on you ;) hahaha

And with that, we enter the realm of Sunday

I haven't blogged in ages.

Well, a few days.

Getting more stressed about the exams, but relatively under control. RELATIVE TO WHAT THOUGH!? WHAT DOES RELATIVELY MEAN IF YOU CAN'T RELATE IT TO ANYTHING GAAAHHH....

The thing is, I have a compulsive or more than compulsive need to type and share my thoughts the later it gets and the more overtired I get.

My blogs must seem really fragmented, almost like my hard drive, but yes, my complulsive need. In this instance, I was watching derren's documentary... DOCUDERREN or a derrentary....or something. But it meant that I was just talking my thoughts about the programme, and anything related, or anything really... And that might be quite annoying to some of those people I have on msn...muahaha

but I was telling my dearest friend DJB about my thoughts on Docuderren, and it was all:

You have recieved an email from facebook

Hola, Rachel:
David te ha etiquetado en una publicación

Para ver o comentar esta publicación, haz clic en este enlace:

;) 'coz my facebook is in spanish....such a normal normal thing


well I like it so STUFF IT MUAHAHAHA

One time I uploaded a video to youtube where I forgot to cut the most boring bit out...it's long and cringeworthy and embarrassing ohhh no...

I discovered the other day, that EVERYTHING I look at, any object or word or letter or number or anything, seems to have a personality to me.

Is this the same for anyone else? I just thought it was words, but every single tile in the kitchen is slightly different...well they just feel different.

This is where you see that...why do I bother. You can see what you like, you can judge me.

I don't understand quadrangles and I'm a malleable liar, if you will.

I'm not feeling a real sense of direction.

Normally blogging for me is like a relay race whilst the rest of the team is off doing something like helping the community or shopping for salsa, and I have to do the whole race by myself.

And whether I win, lose or should be disqualified is up to you...the reader, in this bizarre analogy...

Be a SPORT and let me win... pleaseeee

Oh, and whilst I was in town today, did I not mention it earlier? Well anyway, we saw the most adooooraaaableeeeeeee little fluffy toy creatures. They were TY with massive eyes.

That's the giraffe one, there were others, that one specifically stuck in my mind though haha naaawww

and I will leave you with that ;)

Rachel

xx

So, what's new?

Not a lot actually...

I returned to college today, was sound, but we'll get onto that later.

Firstly, last night, I watched Holby, then Silent Witness, then I came up and made my bag for tomorrow...or today? Anyway, I spent a good 15 minutes looking for some christmas stationary - I am a bit of a pen fanatic sometimes.

On the pens I read that they were sport pens. SPORT pens!? sport PENS!? SPORT PENS!?

How, someone please enlighten me, can a pen, a writing tool, have anything to do with sport. I can understand sports clothing, sports drinks, even manage to get my head around sport headphones but PENS!?

Well, at least I'll feel I'll be getting some excersise whilst in class, scribbling away a bit of work and a bit of nonesense.

Well, I packed my bag, forgetting my timetable mind, but who needs to know what lessons they have?

I went to bed after that, and I actually could NOT sleep. I laid awake for about three hours, slightly trying to hypnotise myself, and envisioning all the random crap I kept thinking about being chucked into a safe and locked up. Then...THEN, two cats decided to have a fight.


Yoooowwllll Mroaaawwwaaawww Oh, my life. It's so late and all I want to do is sleep so that I don't die in my first lesson tomorrow.

I appear to be writing about the past in the present tense.

Anyway, next thing you know I found myself awake, but only after sleeping for 2 hours! Grr. But, I did manage to get back to sleep again quite quickly.

Upon my awakle, I just invented a word, I did something I would have never normally: I ate breakfast

:O DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN

I broke my fast at the appropriate time! Anyway, I had a marmite sandwich.

Anyway, I got to college. I was starting to realise just how much I had missed my friends, and we've already had many adventures today, but I'm getting a bit of a sense of paranoia at the moment.

That's probably because either:

a) the people of creepiness that reside in colleges
b) I'm just THAT awesome to talk about
c) They've been reading this blog, and discovered many odd things about me :O

Well I don't lie in this blog, mainly because my mother reads it...

Shout out to her :) x

I always end my texts with a smiley and a kiss, seems to go down well tbh.

We had a spanish exam today, It was rather confusing, I understood the spanish, and the english, just couldn't quite put the two together on all occasions today.

I did get an A in my coursework about Cesar Milan though.

Hola, me llamo cesar y soy en la television porque soy la amaestradora de los perros....

Gotta love the dog whisperer :')

The main reason I wanted to blog today was because of the sport pens. Maybe I'll get a muscle-y wrist, or am combating the risk or writers cramp.

Who knows? I know that I just love pens :P

xx

Rachel

Revision, Revision, Revision

It isn't what it says it is, is it.

When I am revising, It is not because I know what I have learnt and am refreshing my memory.... I am learning it, usually because I was staring out of a window here or there, or was away on some bizarre psychology trip so I missed the fluid mosaic model entirely..... *deep breath*

But I am clever, I'm not going to deny it, but I'm not talking like LOOK AT ME I'M SO SMART NEEERRRR... I'm just saying, that no one REvises, they just...well vise, i suppose.

I am of to do a bit of vision.

But the thing is, we should be constantly skimming over our knowledge, stopping those traces decaying, and only using the textbooks as cues to trigger a memory....

See what I did there? ;)

But we don't, none of us do, unless we are actually willing to learn something in our free time. Sure, I am interested in Biology and Psychology, Just not interested in the exact models and having to learn all the fancy names, or perhaps, not interested in writing down a Grave evaluation on Milgram's study one more time.

I have 10 science books on my desk that I recieved for christmas....

2 from Richard Wiseman
1 from Derren Brown
4 from New scientist
and 2 others, Bad Science by Ben goldacre, which is amusing, and "How to recycle your granny" - which mum must have seen and...thought of me?

The thing is, I think it is profitable, and valuable to have access to this information that is of entertainment to me. Such as someone might rather have a book by Alan titchmarsh or Joe from gardeners world, if they are interested in plants.

So, what am I? You wouldn't call the person with the books on gardening a "horticulture nerd" But I am just a general boffin, because I'm interested in science and mostly pyschological and neurological.

And specifically, how to lie so I can be the best world dominating world dominator there ever was, is and will be ;)

And I based my subjects on this fact, The sociology, to understand norms and culture. The Biology, to see just how our tickers tick and what gets on our nerves to make them fire. The English, mainly what drew me to that is in one module we are going to be looking at the development of language. The psychology 'coz I like all that mind stuff, and the Spanish? Well....


Elegí estudiar espanol, porque, amo los idiomas, en realidad, me odio el francais, es aburrido y francais tiene... memorias mal, para yo, pero si.... Elegí espanol porque puedo hablo sobre personas yo no gusto....jajaja

So hopefully, I'll be a real life bond villain :)

The thing is, I don't know If I'll ever go to university, I mean, I want to, but I don't know what to study, I want to make decisions based on what I will enjoy in a job. Maybe I could get paid for playing robot unicorn attack and blogging...but haha.

And there's all this stuff about money. I don't want to get political here, but... I LOVE GORDON BROWN :')

Not really guys don't worry.

Back to the point, I'm a superstar, just perhaps not an academic one, although I do pretty well, moved to a good school and got 6bs and 4as, I just don't have the drive at the boring bits, but most students are like that. I do want to work past the boring bit, to get to the good bit.

The boring bit for me was always physics and chemistry practicals...REALLY, I have to put this wire in this solution and ARGH...electrolysis and I never got along. Those closest to me at the time must have wondered how I managed to not just leave... Like I said, not an academic superstar... And physics was worst, not only did you have to make a million columns, there was 15000 calculations to do meaning more columns and...How I got a B in physics I did not know.

I did one exam with a scribe because I injured my hand causing a nice little jam and break of the joint in one finger, and the massive swelling up and greying of my entire right hand. Good old taekwon do. Never block with a knife-hand.

But I managed to pass, by some miracle, I managed to pass them all.

College is a lot different, I don't care much for sociology, it's going next year. I may do my extended project on why I chose to drop the class. Really, I thought we would be looking at different cultures and religions etc...but we're looking at what functionalists think about the nuclear family.

That's very here, in England, but also, very boring. I may be able to scrape a pass using the source, some wit and some long sociology associated words...but I haven't revised for it in the christmas break, and my exam is sometime between the 10th and the 15th of Jan... :D

I have revised for Psychology, and made a list of future things to revise, and I am now doing a test for biology, at 1:14 am... but I only have 3 exams...Psych, Bio and Soc...and I hate soc.

I mentioned earlier my hatred for practicals, not biology though, I loved my friend seated behind me wondering around with a sheep's eye on the end of a scalpel and waving it in people's faces, but I also love the biology of AS Level, because it involves cutting animals hearts and lungs up, and...making the aorta talk to the Pulmonary artery.

I would say, and no one wants to be the average, and I don't, but I seem to be an average person, very good at procrastinating, and the perks that come with it, such as being good at blogs and having high scores on facebook games, but I am not your average teenage girl.

Sure, I care about boys, but I've seen some of my friends crying every five minutes, I don't want these issues to take up my day, I want to share my wit, usually. I'm short, so I have to make up for that, people recognise me for it.

They either love me, usually the case, or think I am some kind of wierdo, because I drew a mini octopus to mark the point on the graph in statistics in year 10, or perhaps because in year 8 I wrote that I wanted 2 slices of toast for xmas in german In german class....muahaha.

I need to start seeing my friends again, because I might actually go insane, blogging long into the night about my unfortunate adventures...

I know if Maddy makes it this far, her brain will have mushed and then melted and been kept in an emergency level, and then re-mushed and cooled down, offered a cup of tea which it refused, and then gone to bed.

I am not trying to hard, I am just typing what I want to say, to SOMEONE, ANYONE...

Well, I am normal in many ways. I have a mum who I love, and who I have a good solid relationship with....mostly ;D

I have a stepdad, who Is a bit annoying, but we can debate about science which I love!

There's my brother, who comes into my room when I'm in the middle of something and asks stupid questions, but I love him.

I hate some of my brothers friends, I dislike people, I don't want to upset people, but I don't want to be walked on, I have loads to share, sometimes I'm just afraid to share it, because let's be honest...If some people saw this blog...

I watch harry hills TV Burp, the apprentice, SHAMELESS, waterloo road, holby, casualty...oh I love it all.

What I'm trying to say is, I am a teenager, I go to college, I study, I get into fights, I need to get a part-time job and I watch lousy shit on the TV...

but I know I'll keep writing stuff into this blog, that won't make sense, but some will get it, and these people that get it, they are worth a chat too.

P.S

after that odd semi-chronological blog, does anybody own a wheelchair Maddy and I could borrow...we have a *bit* of an evil plot ahead of us, and we would only need it for one evening or so...nothing world dominatory :)

راتشال - dats my name in arabic biatch

Seriously? Again?

I never finished the season 4 of heroes, don't get me wrong, I not only loved samuel sullivan and his carnival, but I felt I could fit in there quite nicely.

If you're bored, why are you reading this? But, if you really ARE bored, read the previous paragraph/sentence with a lisp.

If you were born with a lisp, learnt to speak with one and the like, does that little voice in your head that reads your books and mocks you? Yeah? Does it speak with a lisp too?

ANYWAY, seeing as NBC decided to cancel heroes, I have found the all American cheese version "no ordinary family" without the correct capitals and such but I don't care, it's 1:25am, and therefore, already tomorrow. Not American Cheese as that gooey stuff Adam sometimes eats on man vs food, the kind that makes you cringe a little and think "Are Americans really like that?"

Well, they aren't, only the superhero families.

MORE TO THE POINT - be aware, I can't stay with the point for long - The set(s) on this programme are similar, I would go to far as to say THE SAME ONES as from House M.D (Wilson <3)....The Lab were she works, is it globatech? Yeah, it has the same modern panelling seen in House, and there was a shot where the bad guy was searching the parents room, and it looked like their bed and dresser was where the chairs outside Cuddy's office would be...If it were House, and it had doors....in the place of where the doors to Cuddy's office may belong.

Basically, I'm trying to reduce my time awake, for I go back to college on the 5th, meaning, tomorrow night, I should aim to be asleep, or in bed trying to think of the best scheme for world domination....as usual....by the time of 11pm.

This is backfiring, I am 1 and a half, and 1 minute! at this moment in time, over my limit to turn the computer off, but I just couldn't help myself, and played a good amount of robot unicorn attack, I find the heavy metal version is more...unrelenting...I may have reversed my age slightly....

And as this fateful blog draws to a close, let me remind you all:

Winnebago is a 19th century American chicken breed of unknown origin. It appears to have been a precursor to the modern Golden Wyandotte.

Okay, 1am Rant

I, am about to go to bed.

I, with a comma, for elaboration and emphasis because italics is a waste of time at the moment, but...

I, was about to retire to the land of curly wurly induced dreams, after attempting an IQ test, without my glasses 119 btw CHECK ME OUT, but I went on facebook, and probably lost all my IQ score anyway.

The first thing I noticed was that people's status updates were "Can't sleep" and along those lines.

a) aaaattention seeking (more like a sneeze at the beginning there, probably for more attention)
b) Why are you on facebook?

I'm kind of tired, but I don't have a natural sleeping system anymore, because my phone has facebook on it, and with the impulsive liking, commenting and updating, I have undone any training and taught my brain to reach and grab my phone.

I can't be bothered to TRY and fall asleep, so I'll turn on my phone. Might as well turn my laptop back on, then I get full facebook coverage.

Just something that annoys me.

Don't think of me as insane, but, My perfomance in Uno, 'tis a colourful card game, was significantly improved after watching Derren Brown's programmes on 4OD. I generally get hyper - excited because it's Uno and it's colourful, much like your eyes, dear, but I won a round by bluffing, placing instinctively, almost managed to cheat by putting a green miss a turn card on top of a yellow four, but my brother caught me, and any rounds I did lose, it was usually 15 ish, so not bad.

I won overall, with 175 muahaha. If you want to win, show confidence in your body language or something, and bluff that you want to change the colour to red, when infact your last card was yellow, and it all banks on your brother having a red four.

Good night, sleep tight....that sounds painful, not too tight, we want no asphyxia :)

Oh, and happy new year :P but that's too obvious to blog about.

Yours Faithfully,

Rachel.

P.S me, you, Rolf Harris?

Inshallah ;)